Field-tested by owners.
Notes on the animal you live with.
Funny, honest tees about the dog or cat who runs your house. Printed on soft Comfort Colors cotton.
Free shipping over $60
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Find your breed
Pick the animal you live with. Every design is made for one breed.
Most noted
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Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt
Regular price From $11.22 USDRegular price
Why Breed Notes
If you know, you know.
Every design starts with one breed and the habits only its people recognize. The styles change. The rule doesn't: it has to feel true to anyone who lives with one.
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Made for your breed
Not “dog lover.” Your dachshund, your corgi, your cat.
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Jokes owners get
Real habits, not generic slogans.
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A shirt you'll actually wear
Soft, garment-dyed Comfort Colors cotton.
- Garment-dyed Comfort Colors cotton
- 30-day guarantee: refund or new size
- Free shipping over $60
Wave 2 is up to you
Request your breed
Tell us who you live with. We draw the most-requested breeds next and email you when yours is ready.
Good questions
FAQ
How do the shirts fit?
Unisex with a relaxed, slightly boxy fit (Comfort Colors 1717). Order your usual size for a classic fit, or size up for an oversized look. Exact measurements are in the size guide on each product page.
How long does shipping take?
Every shirt is printed to order. Production usually takes 2–5 business days, then US shipping takes about 2–5 business days. You'll get a tracking link by email.
What if it doesn't fit or I don't love it?
You're covered for 30 days. Don't love it? Contact us for a full refund. Wrong size? We'll send a new T-shirt in the right size. Either way, no need to send anything back.
Will the print fade?
Wash inside out in cold water and tumble dry low. Don't iron directly on the print. Garment-dyed cotton softens and fades gently over time; that's part of its charm.
Do you ship outside the US?
Right now we ship within the United States only.
My breed isn't here. Can you make it?
Request it in the form above. We draw the most-requested breeds next and email everyone who asked.