About Breed Notes

Breed Notes makes funny, honest T-shirts about the dog or cat who runs your house.

Notes on the animal you live with

Every design starts with one breed and the habits only its people recognize: the dachshund who will not do stairs, the corgi who herds the children, the cat who knocks it off the table on purpose. The styles change. The rule doesn't: it has to feel true to anyone who lives with one.

• Made for your breed. Not "dog lover." Your dachshund, your golden, your corgi, your Frenchie, your cat.
• Jokes owners get. Real habits, not generic slogans.
• A shirt you'll actually wear. Every design is printed to order on a Comfort Colors® 1717 tee: 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel.

Our promise

Don't love it? Tell us within 30 days for a full refund. Wrong size? We'll send the size you need. Either way, you keep the shirt and there's nothing to send back. Read the full policy.

Don't see your breed?

Right now we draw for dachshunds, golden retrievers, corgis, French bulldogs and cats. Request your breed and we'll email you when it's drawn.

Questions? Email us at contact@breednotes.com.